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You remember what I do in pools!' Ryan Lochte jokes his cologne is made from URINE in Funny Or Die spoof

It appears Ryan Lochte hasn't only got a host of gold Olympic medals, but a rather naughty sense of humour.
In a new video the swimmer has a go at flogging his new cologne - but jokes the secret ingredient is his URINE.
Of course it isn't a real advert, but a spoof from internet tricksters Funny Or Die.
Lochte laughs: Ryan Lochte created a Funny or Die spoof about a his new cologne Pool Water
Lochte laughs: Ryan Lochte created a Funny or Die spoof about a his new cologne Pool Water
Seeming to take inspiration from the famous Cool Water cologne, Lochte's Pool Water is exactly what it sounds like.
'I’d very much like to talk to you about my newest product exploration, my newest cologne: Pool Water, water straight from the pool I swim in every day allowing anyone to smell the chlorinated way I smell,' the 28-year-old explained.
Adding bits of humour throughout the video, the E!'s What Would Ryan Lochte Do star incorporates short rhymes, such as: 'Dab a dab on the wrist, ladies can't resist.
Dapper dude: The Olympic swimmer showed off his handsome looks in a gingham button-down and sharp grey tie
Dapper dude: The Olympic swimmer showed off his handsome looks in a gingham button-down and sharp grey tie

Piggybacking: Lochte based his Pool Water cologne off of the famous Cool Water scent
Piggybacking: Lochte based his Pool Water cologne off of the famous Cool Water scent
'Or maybe you can put a little sprinkle tinkle under your nose, so just you can smell it.'
Showing off his strikingly good looks and bronzed skin, the 6ft2 hunk wears his hair slicked back as he dons a gingham button-down top paired with a grey tie.
And as if the scent of chlorine isn't funny enough, Lochte later revealed an unexpected 'surprise ingredient.'
The punch line begins when the swimmer implies that the secret to the scent is urine: 'You remember what I do in pools, don't you?'
The secret: Ryan implies that the special ingredient in his product is urine
The secret: Ryan implies that the special ingredient in his product is urine
Lochte is referring to his much debated admission that he thinks nothing of urinating in the pool.
'They don't call it eau de toilette for nothing,' Lochte told Hana Mae Lee - who popped in for a cameo.
In August, the breakout swimming star of the 2012 London games admitted to Ryan Seacrest that he's urinated in the pools during the Olympics.
'There's just something about getting into chlorine water that you just automatically go. [I didn't] during the races, but I sure did in the warm-up,' he claimed.
Cameo: Pitch Perfect star Hana Mae Lee joined towards the end of the video
Cameo: Pitch Perfect star Hana Mae Lee joined towards the end of the video

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