Who's got the biggest rocket? Jon Stewart mocks billionaire Bezos' 'd**k-swinging' space journey with clip focusing on his penis-shaped New Shepard rocket
The men of the 'billionaire space race' duke it out in space aboard rockets shaped like their penises in an outrageous promo for Jon Stewart's upcoming Apple TV show.
The parody trailer, which pokes fun at the tycoons vying for a slice of the future space tourism pie, stars Seinfeld alum Jason Alexander as Amazon co-founder Jeff Bezos.
'I'm going to ride a rocket into space and it's going to look just like my d**k,' the fake Bezos proclaims at a press conference.
Stewart is not the only one who noticed the peculiar shape of Bezos' rocket, with people taking to social media to comment.
The real Bezos completed a 10-minute journey to the edge of the Earth Tuesday morning aboard a rocket from his company.
Seinfeld's Jason Alexander plays Amazon's Jeff Bezos in a promo for Jon Stewart's new show
Sir Richard Branson is played by a mop. 'Technically, I got here first,' he tells Bezos
The 3-minute video pokes fun at the shape of Bezos' rocket and mushroom-shaped capsule
The space race billionaires duke it out aboard ships shaped like their respective body parts
Bezos says the space venture was funded by him selling $1 billion in Amazon stock each year, though he's been slammed by the public and politicians like Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders and New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for not paying his fair share in taxes.
In the video, Saturday Night Live and 30 Rock alum Tracy Morgan is credited as 'diverse friend who would never actually hang out with Jeff Bezos in real life.'
'We've been there before, many times,' Morgan warns.
'Do you know in 1961 we sent a chimpanzee into space?'
Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin rocket, New Shepard, has attracted comments based on its shape
The rocket features a mushroom-shaped capsule housing the 'biggest windows' ever in space
'But not in a d**k that looks like my d**k!' the fake Bezos yells.
Not one to be left out, Elon Musk, portrayed by Adam Pally, asks an engineer to 'get the curve to go midway up the shaft' of his own 'space d***.'
Sir Richard Branson, portrayed by a mop, follows Bezos by saying, 'I too will be riding my big old d*** into space.'
The real Virgin Group mogul completed his hour-long journey to space on July 11, beating Bezos in the space race.
Sir Richard Branson completed his journey to space on July 11, nine days before Bezos
'Technically, I got here first,' Branson quips.
The New Shepard ship houses a mushroom-shaped capsule at the top featuring the biggest windows flown into space.
'Not short enough, not wide enough, not enough!' the fake Bezos complains in the parody trailer.
'The shape of bezos' rocket WILL NEVER STOP BEING HILARIOUS,' tweeted a user @mdrfl.
'The shape of this Bezos rocket is fitting for this pissing contest between him & Branson,' @mojomissy commented.
People took to Twitter to comment on the capsule above Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin rocket
Sen. Sanders aired his grievances with the men of the 'billionaire space race' in tweet after Bezos' launch.
'Am I supposed to be impressed that a billionaire went to space while he's paid zero in federal income taxes some years and the workers at his company struggle to afford their medical bills, rent, and food for their kids?' he asked.
'Nope. It's time to invest in working people here on Earth.'
Adam Pally, playing SpaceX founder Elon Musk, has very specific instructions for his rocket
Mark Zuckerberg, played by a cat, meets the other billionaires in space aboard a Facebook-branded blue penis rocket.
The men engage in a laser fight as the video cuts to mock reviews.
'Wasteful,' says The Economist. 'Stay there, please,' says 'Jeff Bezos' ex wife, who is all of us.'
The 3-minute video was reposted to Stewart's Twitter account after being inexplicably deleted on Tuesday, with Stewart apologizing for the 'aborted launch.'
The mock trailer appears to be a promo for the former Daily Show host's upcoming current affairs show on Apple TV+, slated to begin streaming in September.