What a boob! World's worst restaurant signs revealed
Knowing the pasta you are about to eat comes fresh from the 'chef's crack' or the filet Mignon has been 'smothered with crap' is enough to put anyone off their meal.
The revolting dishes are just some of a hilarious collection of errors spotted on restaurant menus by eagle-eyed customers.
But it is not just menus where such embarrassing blunders take place. The photographs also feature a funny range of signs, advertisements and promotional coupons.
What a boob: Some customers will flock to this establishment while others will not go near it
Too young: A proof reader would be handy at this business directing people to the 'children's beer garden'
Fresh produce: Why bother with a fridge when a restaurant can store their food elsewhere
Tasteful: It is safe to say there would be few people keen on this coupon giveaway
Man vs Food: Customers would need big appetites to eat at this diner
When it comes to menu mistakes, they range from the absurd to the downright rude and can leave customers giving the restaurant a wide berth.
Owners would not see the funny side of 'chickenpox pie', 'roasted lack of lamb' and 'Shenyang fake dog meat' or 'gym shoe with fries and pop', for instance.
Mess: A Korean restaurant is called Blu Puppi, left, while one restaurant offers steak 'smothered with crap'
Underage: This fast food establishment targets its beer at its younger customers
Tough choice: A 'gym shoe with fires and pop' is likely to be a slow mover compared with the chilli dog
Worth a look: Most people prefer their food to be dead before it arrives at the table
More often that not, a vigilant proof reader is enough to spot what could become costly mistakes.
In one instance, a sign pointed punters towards the 'children beer garden', while a venue has been napped using its 'Appearing Live' marque to entice passers-by with its Alaskan crab leg.
People would do well to wonder what sort of deal they are getting at a cafe advertising a 'free tomato' with every BLT.
No longer hungry: Diners would surely give this business a wide berth
Blunder: An advert which may not welcome potential new recruits to the business
Strange: The signs spotted by eagle-eyed customers range from absurd to the downright rude
Agreeable: Animal lovers may be reassured by the 'fake dog meat' on sale at this restaurant
And they would surely avoid at all costs the restaurant where a coupon entitles them to four free pieces of 'man doo'.
Even job adverts are not immune from mistakes, whether it is notice that a company is 'hiring all s****' or a restaurant looking for chef to prepare 'Lesbian dishes'.
But sometimes it is a neighbouring business' sign that can leave a company in trouble - such as the pet store advertising that it has kittens for sale next to the Chinese restaurant.
Choice: This establishment offers up kittens as a choice in their Chinese menu
It won't fill you up: Customers who order the 'lack of lamb' shouldn't expect a big portion
Catch of the day: Customers would surely end up with food poisoning form the chickenpox pie
The revolting dishes are just some of a hilarious collection of errors spotted on restaurant menus by eagle-eyed customers.
But it is not just menus where such embarrassing blunders take place. The photographs also feature a funny range of signs, advertisements and promotional coupons.
What a boob: Some customers will flock to this establishment while others will not go near it
Too young: A proof reader would be handy at this business directing people to the 'children's beer garden'
Fresh produce: Why bother with a fridge when a restaurant can store their food elsewhere
Tasteful: It is safe to say there would be few people keen on this coupon giveaway
Man vs Food: Customers would need big appetites to eat at this diner
When it comes to menu mistakes, they range from the absurd to the downright rude and can leave customers giving the restaurant a wide berth.
Owners would not see the funny side of 'chickenpox pie', 'roasted lack of lamb' and 'Shenyang fake dog meat' or 'gym shoe with fries and pop', for instance.
Mess: A Korean restaurant is called Blu Puppi, left, while one restaurant offers steak 'smothered with crap'
Underage: This fast food establishment targets its beer at its younger customers
Tough choice: A 'gym shoe with fires and pop' is likely to be a slow mover compared with the chilli dog
Worth a look: Most people prefer their food to be dead before it arrives at the table
More often that not, a vigilant proof reader is enough to spot what could become costly mistakes.
In one instance, a sign pointed punters towards the 'children beer garden', while a venue has been napped using its 'Appearing Live' marque to entice passers-by with its Alaskan crab leg.
People would do well to wonder what sort of deal they are getting at a cafe advertising a 'free tomato' with every BLT.
No longer hungry: Diners would surely give this business a wide berth
Blunder: An advert which may not welcome potential new recruits to the business
Strange: The signs spotted by eagle-eyed customers range from absurd to the downright rude
Agreeable: Animal lovers may be reassured by the 'fake dog meat' on sale at this restaurant
And they would surely avoid at all costs the restaurant where a coupon entitles them to four free pieces of 'man doo'.
Even job adverts are not immune from mistakes, whether it is notice that a company is 'hiring all s****' or a restaurant looking for chef to prepare 'Lesbian dishes'.
But sometimes it is a neighbouring business' sign that can leave a company in trouble - such as the pet store advertising that it has kittens for sale next to the Chinese restaurant.
Choice: This establishment offers up kittens as a choice in their Chinese menu
It won't fill you up: Customers who order the 'lack of lamb' shouldn't expect a big portion
Catch of the day: Customers would surely end up with food poisoning form the chickenpox pie
