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Heather Morris from Glee, she's the really good dancer who plays Brittany, is expecting a baby. The 26-year-old actress, who made a brief appearance in Spring Breakers, is about three months along and is apparently starting to show. The father is a guy named Taylor Hubbell, whom Morris has known since high school. It seems that Morris told a magazine a couple years ago, "I want to marry Taylor and have kids with him. I love acting, but if it affects my relationship, then I won't continue." So I guess that's serious! Good for her. Who knows if they'll write the pregnancy into the show next year or if there will be a show next year at all and if she'll be on it if there is. Really who knows anything about Glee and who cares.
It's possible that Justin Bieber's recent spell of bad behavior — smoking weed, canceling some concerts and showing up late to others — all stems from his broken heart. Ever since he and Selena Gomez broke up, or rather Gomez broke up with him, Justin has been an acting-out wreck, doing things like driving irresponsibly, smoking pot, and shirking out of doing work. Which... Uh, sounds a little like a normal teenager? I mean, lord knows when I was 19 I was wearing a jacket and tie and going to class or work bright-eyed and bushy-tailed every day and I never did anything stupid or bad, like getting stoned or anything. Nope, never smoked any weed when I was nineteen and was never lazy and skipped class or called out sick to my job. You'd better believe I never did any of those things, so it's crazy that Justin Bieber has, I mean what kind of 19-year-old is he?? (Ssshh, guys, play it cool, my parents read this sometimes.)
Remember Ryan Cabrera? Yeah, me neither. But apparently he's some kind of singer who used to date Ashlee Simpson and who has gotten a tattoo of Ryan Gosling on his leg. Yeah, he calls it "the Bentley of tattoos" in a trying-to-be-funny way and explains that he and his friends play "tattoo roulette," where one of them gets blindfolded and the others pick a tattoo for the blindfolded guy. And he gets it. Because that's the joke, I guess. Anyway, the Ryan Gosling tattoo is on Cabrera's leg, the space he reserves for tattoo roulette tattoos because his arms are where the serious stuff is. Like the cool heart and the stick figure. You know, meaningful stuff. When reached for comment about the stunt tattoo, which Cabrera likes showing off, Ryan Gosling responded, "What? Who? Who is this? I don't care what people do. It's a free country. Leave me alone."
Conrad Murray, the doctor currently serving four years in prison for the wrongful death of Michael Jackson, called into Anderson Cooper's CNN show last night to stress his innocence and to say that he's appealing the verdict. He also called to sing a song. Yeah, he sang a Nat King Cole song called "The Little Boy that Santa Claus Forgot," which I guess referred to him or something. That's what he did. On the phone, from jail, live with Anderson Cooper. "[Y]ou gotta watch it, because his singing is super awkward ... and awful," TMZ says. Which is exactly why I will not watch it. But you are free to! Enjoy yourselves. Go nuts. Who cares. [TMZ] This is apparently the resort that Matt Damon and wife Luciana Barroso have rented out, for a cool million dollars, for their vow renewal ceremony. Take a look at the picture gallery. I think you'll find that it's a hideous place and will wonder why anyone would ever want to stay in that disgusting hole of a dump. Ugh. So tacky, Matt. What will George think?