Well, Juh-nell, ya ain't been payin ya child suh-part and ya keep shootin up ovah they-ah wiff ya BOOOOOOOYFRIEND! Youse ah a real LOOsah Juh-nell. Ya convicted Fell-un!

Jenelle Evans was arrested in her home this afternoon after her husband called and reported that she was abusing him during the course of a tweaked out junkie day domestic dispute. Jenelle, as you all know, has been involved in MANY domestic disputes.

According to TMZ:

Cops say [Jenelle] Evans struck [Courtland ]Rogers with a piece of furniture during a domestic dispute.
Rogers was arrested too -- cops say he assaulted Jenelle by "hitting her on the neck and striking her with a closed fist on her head."Cops say Rogers was also in possession of heroin with intent to manufacture, sell, distribute ... and drug paraphernalia.  According to police, both Evans and Rogers denied possession of the heroin ... which is why they were both charged.At the time of her arrest, 21-year-old Evans was also served with a warrant for failing to pay child support.

If you recall, last week Jenelle and her husband went to court because she reported that he beat her and caused the miscarriage of their alleged fetus. (They are currently together and she testified against him, maintaining her claim. If I've ever heard cause for martial discourse... telling the world your husband caused your miscarriage and asking for legal retribution is certainly it!) Well, that's some karma for you, girly!! Stop hitting people! Have fun in jail wiff ya booooooooyfriend! 

In other news, Dustin, esq. is laughing and staring at his bank account. I am currently awaiting MTV's decision regarding the future of the show. I am sure the other three girls on the show (whose bread is buttered by Teen Mom) are also concerned.