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'I will personally stab you in the head - ZERO FREEDOM': Hilarious edits of Gladys Berejiklian's daily press conferences see the premier tell NSW the state will never get out of lockdown

A creative YouTube channel has cleverly edited together a series of press conferences from Gladys Berejiklian to send a satirical warning to residents of New South Wales that they will 'never get out of lockdown'.

Remix Matrix combined the speeches from the NSW Premier's daily 11am coronavirus announcements to create alternative messaging from the state leader.

The dystopian premier promises to 'personally stab you in the head and rip your guts out' if you break the law, as well as pledging to put 'two million' cops on every street corner in the heavily-edited video.

'If you leave home you will be given a death sentence. Please know you will be shot in the face and it will be painful,' the edited video of Ms Berejiklian says, which has quickly racked up nearly 100,000 views.

Remix Matrix edited together Gladys Berejiklian's Covid press conferences to create the satirical warning video that sees the NSW Premier threaten to lock down residents forever

Remix Matrix edited together Gladys Berejiklian's Covid press conferences to create the satirical warning video that sees the NSW Premier threaten to lock down residents forever

In the clip Ms Berejiklian threatens to deploy two million police officers around Sydney to ensure every single resident stays inside (pictured, police patrol Sydney in lockdown)

In the clip Ms Berejiklian threatens to deploy two million police officers around Sydney to ensure every single resident stays inside (pictured, police patrol Sydney in lockdown)

The footage says Ms Berejiklian was 'inspired' by some of history's most infamous dictators and wants to apply 1984-like practices

The footage says Ms Berejiklian was 'inspired' by some of history's most infamous dictators and wants to apply 1984-like practices

The video has foreboding music playing as Ms Berejiklian reads out a message reminiscent of George Orwell's iconic novel 1984.

'I'm tired of hearing people saying I don't know how to do my job properly. I hope everyone likes staying at home because were going into lockdown forever,' she says in the heavily edited clip.

'People from NSW will be going nowhere, we will be having two millions police officers standing at the corner of every street to monitor every single citizen. 

'I hope this will be devastating.'

In the mash-up of the premier's previous comments, she's edited to say people must obey the rules of the government or face consequences similar to the rule of some of history's most infamous dictators.

'You are required to obey what we say when we say it and if you dont prepare to die,' the edited NSW premier warns. 

'I don't care about your life or the life of those around you. I don't really give a sh*t.

'If you leave home you will be given a death sentence. Please know you will be shot in the face and it will be painful,' the edited video of Ms Berejiklian says

'If you leave home you will be given a death sentence. Please know you will be shot in the face and it will be painful,' the edited video of Ms Berejiklian says

'The government is now about to announce what we call the final solution. We are inspired by history and realise we can very easily permanently get rid of anyone thinking illegal thoughts. 

'Follow the rules or you will never be seen again.'

The alternative Ms Berejiklian then gets more overt, promising she will personally and viciously attack anyone who doesn't follow the law. 

'If you ever consider breaking the rules i will personally stab you in the head and rip your guts out,' she says.

'We want to cause anger hurt and suffering to as many citizens as we can.

'I will make sure I never ever ever give up power until the day I die.' 

More than 400 cases of the 1,116 recorded on Wednesday were from the Western Sydney Local Health District while 372 are from the South Western Sydney district (pictured, officers patrol in Bankstown in August)

More than 400 cases of the 1,116 recorded on Wednesday were from the Western Sydney Local Health District while 372 are from the South Western Sydney district (pictured, officers patrol in Bankstown in August)

Ms Berejiklian said fully-vaccinated residents will be able to go out for a drink once 70 per cent of the state's eligible residents have received both doses (pictured, a group of friends drink in Sydney in June last year)

Ms Berejiklian said fully-vaccinated residents will be able to go out for a drink once 70 per cent of the state's eligible residents have received both doses (pictured, a group of friends drink in Sydney in June last year)

NSW is set to reach a major milestone of 70 per cent of single doses on Wednesday after 148,000 residents rolled up their sleeves for the jab Tuesday.

The state leader expects the target of 70 per cent of people double dosed to be met in mid-October, which is when lockdown restrictions will begin to ease.

'I want to remind everybody that September is the month when we're asking everybody to get ready,' Ms Berejiklian said.

'If you're a business start dusting off your Covid safety plan.

'Make sure your employees are vaccinated so we can get back to life at 70 per cent double-dose vaccination which we anticipate will happen somewhere around the middle of October.' 

The state recorded 1,116 new local Covid-19 cases in the 24 hours to 8pm on Tuesday, as well as four deaths taking the death toll for the NSW outbreak to 100.

The four women who died were in their 50s, 60s, 70s and 80s, were not vaccinated and had underlying health conditions. 

More than 400 cases were from Western Sydney Local Health District while 372 are from the South Western Sydney district.

More than 173,913 NSW residents came forward for testing on Tuesday.

The number of Covid cases in hospital has risen to 917 with 150 fighting for life in intensive care.      

HOW COVID RESTRICTIONS WILL BE EASED IN NSW FOR THE FULLY VACCINATED 

From 12.01am, Monday, 13 September:

For those who live outside the LGAs of concern, outdoor gatherings of up to five people (including children, all adults must be vaccinated) will be allowed in a person's LGA or within 5km of home.

For those who live in the LGAs of concern households with all adults vaccinated will be able to gather outdoors for recreation (including picnics) within the existing rules (for one hour only, outside curfew hours and within 5km of home). This is in addition to the one hour allowed for exercise. 

How to prove you are fully vaccinated:

Download your Covid-19 digital certificate via the Express Plus Medicare mobile app or your Medicare online account through myGov.

If you can't get proof online, your vaccination provider can print your immunisation history statement for you. 

If you're not eligible for Medicare you can call the Australian Immunisation Register and request your certificate be mailed to you.

When the following targets are hit in NSW, freedoms will be as follows:

· 70 per cent full vaccination: a range of family, industry, community and economic restrictions to be lifted for those who are vaccinated.

· 80 per cent full vaccination: further easing of restrictions on industry, community and the economy.

 

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